tipsybartender:

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laughingsquid:

Puzzle Potatoes, Tots Shaped Like Tetris Tetrominoes
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reblogalert:

Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

"Two people who meet and share such a connection, do more than fall in love; they change each other deeply and irrevocably."
Unknown (via random-expressions)
happiness-love-and-life:

<3

neverbat:

farorescourage:

kaplands:

we should talk more about how ‘macaroni’ in 18th century england was used to mean ‘fashionable’ because a bunch of rich young dudes went to italy and really liked the stuff there

language is weird

humans are weird

 
it finally makes sense

WELL THAT’S ONE FUCKING LIFELONG MYSTERY SOLVED

furr:

catholicnun:

Someone please sum up what I need to know for chemistry and algebra 2 and French 1 and world history

h2o, a2 + b2 = c2, oui oui baguette eiffel tower, obama 

celestial-sexhair:

sararye:

justarandomturtle:

we’re here to fuck shit up.

ron looks like he is ready to kill someone but very confused why

I feel like the above statement is a very good summary of ronald weasley
"You said you wouldn’t, you did."
(via c-oquetry)
paintdeath:

Staz Lindes by Jamie Nelson