jamjars:

slayboybunny:

dont ask me for relationship advice because i will always just tell you to break up w/ them and throw their shit in a dumpster because i do not understand the concept of allowing anyone to treat you poorly this is a zero tolerance zone 

literally me 

allisonscrown:

"where’s my christian grey????” hopefully locked up in prison

metamorphosisofmeg:

If the thing you’re most proud of today is getting out of bed and making yourself breakfast then the thing I’m most proud of today is you.

bestfunny:

nostalgia-and-coffee:

atreyue-r:

Best out of context quote from the show

I have no idea how many times ive reblogged this


 

iphone420:

i hope i lose 800 pounds by tomorrow morning

officialalltimelow:

Meeting people on tumblr

PERKS:

  • attractive
  • into the same shit as you
  • kind and understanding
  • humorous
  • good company
  • easy to talk to

CONS:

  • LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF FUCKING NOWHERE OR ON JUPITER 
willsmiff:

kayleyhyde:

We all know that feeling, vending machine

#i am also full of snacks and darkness
breakinq:

following back heaps♡

seedy:

it’s 2014 and body hair still does the thing where it grows back when u get rid of it??? wow get ur shit together science 

*gets down on one knee* will you please give me the wifi password?