dont ask me for relationship advice because i will always just tell you to break up w/ them and throw their shit in a dumpster because i do not understand the concept of allowing anyone to treat you poorly this is a zero tolerance zone
"where’s my christian grey????” hopefully locked up in prison
If the thing you’re most proud of today is getting out of bed and making yourself breakfast then the thing I’m most proud of today is you.
i hope i lose 800 pounds by tomorrow morning
Meeting people on tumblr
- into the same shit as you
- kind and understanding
- good company
- easy to talk to
- LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF FUCKING NOWHERE OR ON JUPITER
it’s 2014 and body hair still does the thing where it grows back when u get rid of it??? wow get ur shit together science
*gets down on one knee* will you please give me the wifi password?